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30 Of The Coolest Business Cards Ever Made

beben-eleben:

A cosmetic surgeon’s boobie pop-up card. 

Yoga trainer business cards.

The incredibly useful cheese grater business card.

A perforated divorce attorney business card. It’s actually 2 cards in one.

A tiny yoga mat business card.

Fitness trainers “tear off the belly so it fits in your wallet” card.

Designer’s plant in your pocket card. Drop in some seeds and follow the instructions on the back.

A circumciser’s cheeky business card.

A photographer’s viewfinder business card.

A dentist’s “fix the cavity” card. 

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suncross:

punned:

i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

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rollingsreliable:

Hey everyone, it’s been too long since you’ve watched this. I don’t care when you last watched it. Unless you’re literally watching it while you read this, it has been too long since you’ve watched it.

This video changed me as a human.

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